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Nej, det er standard kbh klinik priser.

Det har du så umådeligt ret i. Der er "nogen" der tager dette forum alt alt for seriøst.

En tråd hvor folk virkelig er i totterne på hinanden må være nok. Ellers ender det med masseflugt fra siden fordi folk ikke kan finde ud af at tage det roligt.

Uanset ens baggrund, så er alt ens troværdighed brugt op hvis man har oprettet andre profiler for at spionere på andre brugere. Det ville være umuligt at vide om personen stadig gør brug af dette.

Efter jeg havde besøgt en pige en håndfuld gange inden for kort tid, kiggede hun mig øjnene mens hun havde flagstangen i hånden. "Det er utroligt, efter alt mit besvær så har jeg stadig ikke fået den slidt ned til en overkommelig størrelse".

Så blev man også tændt idag... Jeg lader liiige det billede stå på nethinden et øjeblik eller 10.

Det er ret fælt. Så tror da pokker der er piger der ude der bukker under for skønheds idealerne.

Jeg ser for mig at der liiiige fyres op under et powerpoint show under hyggen... "Se her, sådan skal jeg kysses. Jeg henviser til slide 47c..."

Må du have det fantastisk i fremtiden og held og lykke med det hele. Jeg er sikker på du bliver savnet af mange.

Det er den samme Maise

Den her er en klassisk skræmme historie, men pisse morsom: After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good " Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

Jeg syntes godt nok også at jeg spottede rulatoren gemt i hjørnet. Du må være et hit på plejehjemmet med det brystværn.

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Hun er super smuk. Gad godt undersøge de tats nærmere..,

Det er røv ærgeligt det skal være sådan.

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Du har godt nok været hurtigt ude. Og ja, den måde at få spansk på er for lækker,

Jeg ville vælge Thea. Hun er ret vidunderlig, og så har hun de største og dejligste bryster af de to du nævner.

Wauv for en babe!

Waauuuvvvv! Du ser dejlig ud, næsten som hvid chokolade overtrukker marcipan. <3

Det var da en mærkelig udmeldig, hvorfor ikke dele glæden med flere end en lille lukket cirkel?

Caroline? Hende der gik under navnet Ciri også?

Malua er lækker og meget dejlig. Super god i sengen og kan dirty talke med de bedste. Du bliver ikke skuffet.

Avavav! Jeg puster gerne, hvis det kan hjælpe så svien. Jeg har også en speciel helende salve på lager hvis det er.

Hvis man er typen der går i panik over sygdomme, så skal man da være væsentlig mere bekymret for ikke at få listeria fra en eller anden mad vare i øjeblikket. Chancen for at få ebola af en eller anden vilkårlig fremmed, er vel næsten lige så stor som at blive patient 0 til zombiepesten.