Hi,
I thought I would post this review of my visit 2 days ago along with some other things I have learnt recently and over the years. MY OWN PERSONAL experience
Apologies for writing in English but there would be more mistakes writing in Danish and apologies for the length of my review.
The first point is that Woraya, as the place was once known, closed for business in October last year and Ann Thai Wellness was born the same day with the same address … this is public info. I wrote an SMS on Tuesday morning to the old number I had for Woraya — not the one quoted by Zoro1 on the business card he received - but one of the 2 numbers I had used to keep in touch with Linda. The SMS explained that I was a returning customer and asked if the deal I received from Linda was still valid for the same price .. roughly the same terms and price quoted in the last couple of reviews of the place … 1 hour including B2B and BJ. Answer received … see you, thank you smiley smily etc and no explanation that those services were no longer available or the price was incorrect. Wrote back confirming and asking if Ann was available and that I would confirm during the day on Friday… answer was Yes and see you. Wrote to confirm on Friday morning .. Ann for 1 hour B2B and BJ for the quoted price … answer - see you later for good massage. This was the second chance to explain that those type of services weren’t available. So Friday evening comes … out in the storm to make my way to their address, sometimes thinking it would be easier to arrange another time … but no .. a deal is a deal.
I turned up 2 minutes early and rang the bell - after 30 seconds the door opens and I’m asked to come in by a lady I would guess was in her 50’s/60’s … ushered into the first massage room by the main road.
I saw no one else … Ann had asked her medium, Zoro1, to explain that there were now 3 women working there.
Asked if I was there for massage. My standard response would have been “I was after a Big Mac meal” but while I’m here ….. I just said yes and that I had booked a massage. She looked a bit surprised. I explained it was with Ann for an hour (I was talking Danish) and was told (in Swedish I think) that Ann was busy. So I showed her the SMS confirming my appointment and she said “1 hour massage 500” so I showed her again asking her to read what I thought I had ordered. She nodded as if in agreement and started preparing the massage table and said back in 5 … whether that was Ann or another I had no idea. The alarm bells had started ringing and why I didn’t just go home again I cannot explain. Back she comes with “OK for massage”, I got a big bear hug so started undressing. She disappeared and came back when I was face down .. this time with a bowl of warm water. There was me thinking Ann must be some masseur if she has her own support people. So face down, head to the side, while I get wiped down. Dried off by her, thinking the main event was about to start. Door opens and closes. Still face down a body approaches and stands by my head when I hear “naked cost more” … now I’ve had B2B quite a few times but never with clothes on and was wondering how it might lose some appeal … then I realised it was a question.I turned around to find the lady who opened the door naked and about to start massaging me.
Alarm bells are getting louder but I didn’t react and just lay there, probably stunned. After coating me in oil she started dragging a finger around my back, bum and arse, legs, feet and hands. After 30 seconds it was obvious that she had never done this before, or if she had, it was a very long time ago. Oil, tickle, oil, tickle and on it went … I fell asleep and she woke me twice by asking if I was sleeping … what else was there ?? I did wander where the other staff would be on a Friday evening … maybe staff training on how to use a calendar to avoid double booking which pisses off your customers. There had been no reaction down below to anything so far. Then came the moment I was starting to fear … vend dig om ….
The “massage” went on for a while …. She wanted me to hold her arse (as in taking my hands and putting them there) and touch her chest and was willing for me to touch her …
This got life into the flagpole and she, by following human nature I can only guess, managed to get me to the finish line. She was like a fish out of water for the entire hour
She was very, very thorough on washing off the copious amount of oil that had been used, and I got another bear hug … at least one of us appeared to be happy. I was offered water or Coke Zero as I got dressed … no mention of a shower before or after the massage. Got dressed and was ready to leave … still hadn’t paid.
I opened the door and my masseur is there with another lady, I presume Ann as there was another customer that had left 15 minutes before me. I asked how much I owed to be asked how much I wanted to pay …. 1000 was suggested, agreed and paid by card. For the sum of the parts at a normal place … massage 500, HJ 300 and naked 200. Did I get what I thought had been arranged ? = NO. Did a Thai parlour double book again ? = YES (a real pet hate of mine). Will I return ? You do the maths …. Maybe a bear hug!
I hope that every krone I paid goes to my masseuse including a bonus for going above and beyond the call of duty. She was very sweet, almost impossible to communicate with in English or Danish but she took one for the home team, with a smile .
For me personally, including travelling time, I lost 2 hours of my life that are irreplaceable. The money side … someone running a decent business would be more deserving and could be used for 2 totally different things ,,, 2 x 1 hour green massage or a half hour with Ammy (not too far away) and I know what I would choose !!
By way of introduction, I’m new to here but have been active in this environment for a few years .. have my usual places, and have tried everything from Green to FP
To answer the question of green … I have no idea as from what I hear there are different shades of green. Total green and HJ green … go figure.
I agree that websites like these should be used by active users for information purposes on real life experiences and not hijacked by would-be spin doctors/influencers trying to do favours for other people. The sooner people understand that good reputations and trust are built up by years of hard work, not purchased by asking some amateur to write a fictive review which ends up shooting you in the foot, the better.
For info to those who think I am grossly unfair …. I wrote an SMS to the parlour yesterday asking them to check their e-mail, where I had written asking for an explanation of my visit before I made anything public …. Got no reply funnily enough but to be fair … they had the chance
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