A real story from a guy who was in a queue in Tesco:

"I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and
was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog. 

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is
nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow . . . . . why else would I buy dog food?"

Jeg også fundet et billed af KK. Dog hænger han lidt med snuden her  

 

​LOOOL Kimora det er god humor det der.  Men slikkeri er jeg, altid klar på 

Happy An2n. 

​KK FOR F.  . . . DU HAVDE LOVET, AT DU IKKE VILLE POSTE VORES SELFIE . . . .  

(KK er ham til venstre . . . )

​KK FOR F.  . . . DU HAVDE LOVET, AT DU IKKE VILLE POSTE VORES SELFIE . . . .  

(KK er ham til venstre . . . )

​Jamen for h..... selfies er jo så populære 

UNDSKYLD KK - Men nok en af dine selfier . . . 

​SÅDAN EN HUND HAVDE JEG OGSÅ . . . .  

Canosept ørerens, SÅ VAR HAN LAAAAANGT VÆK . . . 

JEG VIL VÆRE MED TIL DET I LAVER 

KK - Mascot for FCM . . . 

KK - Har du datoen på, hvornår vi tog denne selfie ? ? ? ? 

KK - Mascot for FCM . . . 

​an2n. det er dette dyr der er maskot. haha

KK - Har du datoen på, hvornår vi tog denne selfie ? ? ? ? 

​kun et svar an2n hahaha 

​an2n. det er dette dyr der er maskot. haha

​TROR DEN SKAL PASSE PÅ MANDEN MED RENDEGRAVEREN . . . 

KK lige et spørgsmål...

... det er det her dyr der er FCM´s maskot ikke 

Redigeret 13. Maj, 2015 11 år af Findus

KK lige et spørgsmål...

... det er det her dyr der er FCM´s maskot ikke :lol:

​Hej Findus 

Jo det er lige præcis vores maskot 

God aften.

KK

​Hej Findus 

Jo det er lige præcis vores maskot 

God aften.

KK

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Det er det i hvert fald, hvis FCM smider mesterskabet