Maria “REAL” — pas på!

[JanHammer 8]

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Gentlemen,

TL/DR: one of the worst punts I’ve ever had. Avoid if you prefer a positive experience.

I shall write in English again rather than using  google translate. One day my Danish will be good enough.

This week I’m on another business trip to lovely Denmark, another time feeling horny and taking a chance on available ladies. Unfortunately, two ladies with reviews weren’t available today when I needed so with some trepidation I settled for https://annoncelight.dk/showad/448229

https://www.escort-side.dk/MARIA-REALCAN-PROVE-IN?ad-id=40057

I should have trusted my instincts and what were pretty clear signs when I booked with her. But the wrong head was making my decisions, if you know what I mean. I’ll just list what was wrong and try to be objective. 

1. She claims she’ll prove in Whatsapp and this means sending a verification video. She does not even do that. I was halfway to her when she made an excuse about this. I should have turned back.

2. She kept me waiting despite our agreed time. Thirty minutes in the end. I should have left after waiting ten minutes.

3. She is the woman in the pictures, but add 10 years. Also had a somewhat saggy stomach with big scar and stretch marks under a heavy fake tan. Not necessarily a deal breaker IF she wasn’t advertising herself as 24 and using photos from when she was younger and more toned, and *if* the service were excellent (spoiler, it was not!) Looks are about a 5/10 whereas I think the photos are a 7/10. Maybe some photoshop or maybe she’s just aged poorly. I should have left.

4. Tried to charge more than agreed for the time. Claimed 1600dkk instead of 1500dkk.

5. Tried to charge extra for several services she’d agreed as included. And by extra I mean 500dkk for each one.

6. Half hearted oral with a condom. Just mediocre. 2/10

7. Sex was just really bad and she soon said she had to stop when it became clear I wasn’t going to cum in the first handful of minutes. 1/10

8. Threatened me with the man in the house (I never saw him) when I asked for my money back for the unused time. I stayed calm and she then agreed to give me my money back but took three attempts before she did so honestly.
 

All in all. Terrible. My advice: avoid at all costs. I wish I had been less horny and more clear thinking!

 

 

 

[Tribal chief 55]

Tak for denne anmeldelse og advarsel, uanset det engelske sprog, men det er rigtig godt, og jeg håber, du lærer dansk, fordi du bidrager til forummet. Mange tak.

Jeg ønsker dig held og lykke næste gang.