JanHammer

Gentlemen, TL/DR: one of the worst punts I’ve ever had. Avoid if you prefer a positive experience. I shall write in English again rather than using google translate. One day my Danish will be good enough. This week I’m on another business trip to lovely Denmark, another time feeling horny and taking a chance on available ladies. Unfortunately, two ladies with reviews weren’t available today when I needed so with some trepidation I settled for https://annoncelight.dk/showad/448229 https://www.escort-side.dk/MARIA-REALCAN-PROVE-IN?ad-id=40057 I should have trusted my instincts and what were pretty clear signs when I booked with her. But the wrong head was making my decisions, if you know what I mean. I’ll just list what was wrong and try to be objective. 1. She claims she’ll prove in Whatsapp and this means sending a verification video. She does not even do that. I was halfway to her when she made an excuse about this. I should have turned back. 2. She kept me waiting despite our agreed time. Thirty minutes in the end. I should have left after waiting ten minutes. 3. She is the woman in the pictures, but add 10 years. Also had a somewhat saggy stomach with big scar and stretch marks under a heavy fake tan. Not necessarily a deal breaker IF she wasn’t advertising herself as 24 and using photos from when she was younger and more toned, and *if* the service were excellent (spoiler, it was not!) Looks are about a 5/10 whereas I think the photos are a 7/10. Maybe some photoshop or maybe she’s just aged poorly. I should have left. 4. Tried to charge more than agreed for the time. Claimed 1600dkk instead of 1500dkk. 5. Tried to charge extra for several services she’d agreed as included. And by extra I mean 500dkk for each one. 6. Half hearted oral with a condom. Just mediocre. 2/10 7. Sex was just really bad and she soon said she had to stop when it became clear I wasn’t going to cum in the first handful of minutes. 1/10 8. Threatened me with the man in the house (I never saw him) when I asked for my money back for the unused time. I stayed calm and she then agreed to give me my money back but took three attempts before she did so honestly. All in all. Terrible. My advice: avoid at all costs. I wish I had been less horny and more clear thinking!

She told me she was going to Esbjerg after Kolding, but there's no sign of her now.

https://annoncelight.dk/showad/434782 https://www.escort-side.dk/NICOLE-HOT-XXX?ad-id=12758 Hi guys, sorry this is in English, but I figured better than using Google translate. Hope that's ok? I'm an English businessman over on a course. Have fallen foul of escort scams before when visiting DK, until I found this site. Dodged a scammer in Kolding (thank you gents!) and then found this lady, with her reviews here, and after doing my due diligence (reverse image search and checking 180.dk) decided to book her. Figured I owed you all a review as thanks. Booked a day ahead. Easy communication on Whatsapp--in English no surprise--and confirmed with her a price for one hour with anal, oral without and cumming twice in the hour. She gave me a price for the whole lot that was a little less than paying for the extras individually, which I appreciated. All in all, 2300 DKK. This morning, disaster. Uber wouldn't come to the little place I was staying at, and when I finally got a taxi I was 25 minutes late. Niki (or Nicole) was cool about it on Whatsapp, though she had been very keen to have confirmation that I was actually coming. Anyway, got there and expected I probably wouldn't get my hour (which would have been fair enough) but she made no complaint. She looks just like she does in the video on escort-side.dk. My god, that ass! I was very happy the moment I saw her, and if you like the look of her in that video I reckon you will be too. The details--I was so stressed and fully charged that I was a little too keen, but she slowed me down and was very sensual. Told me not to worry. Gave me a little lapdance to rub my cock with that awesome ass. Then I was licking her while she was standing in front of me. After that she dropped to her knees and got me to stand back up. This lady can deepthroat! All the way. Nearly had me cumming too soon. On to the bed and we did 69 for a bit. Sorry to keep going on about it but that ass in front of my face was just so hot. She was super clean and tasted great, and though she didn't want fingers inside her, was happy to let me put my tongue in. Then on with a condom and first in her pussy in missionary, then I asked her to ride me with her ass. This was great and she quickly started really going for it. Then we switched to doggy and she let me pound a way until I blew my load up inside her ass. Given I was late, I should have had only about five minutes left, but she chatted with me--she's a really nice lady with an interesting other job which explains why she was so kind. Huge respect to her. Also her English was excellent and we had no difficulty talking. I couldn't test her Danish as I only know a few phrases myself. After the chat, I got round two. Not a complaint from her. More of the same as earlier, letting me really fuck her throat, and then I came while fucking her pussy. Took a shower on the way out, and at no point did she rush me. Gave me the full hour and never made any complaint about my late arrival. I would have tipped her if I could, but although I think she'd take PayPal, I will only ever deal in cash and I'd given her everything I had on me. To be fair to her, she probably deserved better! All in all, an amazing hour with a kind, very sexy and skilled Spanish lady who delivered an excellent service. And again, she really has one of the best asses I have ever seen. If she was around next time I visit DK, I'd book her again in a heartbeat. 9.5/10