To begin with, I want to advise you. If you are in a bad mood please do not make an appointment, nothing good will come of it.
For everyone else, I would like to point out this situation.
First, you should have been more careful, because when you finished - you got right in my eye, it was very painful and unpleasant, I doubt that you have experienced such pain at least once in your life. Even after that incident I tried to explain what happened, for some reason you thought I was angry, but I wasn't. I ran to the bathroom to wash up my eyes and soon I came back and lay down beside you. But you still didn't like something and you just got dressed and left without even trying to listen. I know my English is bad, but I tried.
Secondly, I wouldn't want to be called a dead pig, it's very impolite and I don't think I deserve such words in my address, as my attitude to you during the meeting was nice.