Buddha

No worries, all my pleasure man. Kindness gives kindness. I am just guessing here..... it’s your head which has your ears attached to it that is ready to explode right? Because if I had understood you correctly by what you wrote ....lillemands head had allready explodedand he is licking his wounds right know.

Hi Brothers. I am on my way back to Copenhagen and are willing to step over and try the Thai side. I have booked my fav daniah gp, but will also give the Thai community a try. Sooo my question is: Where should I go in Cph to get the best experience. Massage, Sensual touch, tongue kissing and to top the experience ”fuld pakke” Brothers give me your best shots. Thanks in advance Bud

https://www.escortguide.dk/P/cassia-new-in-town--44543.html Before everyone goes bananas and start screaming Link, Link, for helvede Link mand

Beaver Beaver Beaver. I am surpriced that you even have the energy to write this story. Even though my reading danish is a bit slow the story amuse me and I can hardly wait for it to continue. You’ve been a very good storyteller so far...... and as I wrote. Can’t wait to read the rest of it. Keep it comming brother

Thanks for the heads-up Hanseman.

I hear you Brother...... Fly me to the moon...... You ask me to remember what happend in 2000. Crap I can hardly remember 2 days agoBut I have to admit it is a catchy song.....

Sounds like the FlyingDick has landed....... I am glad that you’ve found heaven, brother. I my self might take that trip. Keep it up and get up in saddle again.

Hunting. Thanks for a good review and a great story. I can relate to what you described. That voice in your head that says: Get the fuck out.... and then you’re like too curious to see what’s gonna happen next and to your surprice it’s a fucking great girl and all the chemistry in the world are bubbling out of her and you have that Wow moment. This shit is what you wanna spread to your buddies here on EG....... but then again.....many many many of the times, that feeling, that curiosity, becomes a fucking disaster instead

Hi Mandagsmand, My BS radar went ”agurk” when I saw the add. That is too good to be true, most definetly. A girl with that looks and those prices. and she writes about herself as a classy lady when she looks like a teen...... A tip: My first rule is, if the girl shows her pussy in her pictures..... it’s probably not the one who opens the door. My experience says that a classy GP will never show all the goods before money is in her hand. But by all mens I could be wrong, so if you take one for ”holdet” please do write about it.

Happy New year to you all. May your 2019 be prosperous and joyfull.

Dear Trille8700. It hurts me that you have a friend who acts like an utter asshole, pure simple m-f asshole. I know the feeling to well, the fear of getting exposed by your so called friend. I’ve Been there myself. I dunno why she acts or why she’s threatens you, but to me it seems like she want’s some kind of leverage on you, she need to hurt you for some reason and that makes her feel better thanyou in some way. Just an idea, I dunno anything about you, but and here is the big but, what if you did the total opposite? You told your family before she gets the chance of doing it? What do you have to lose? Best of luck to you. Bud

Most likes when he dies, wins. That is how the society is structured these days. In the 80s and 90s it was the one who had th most gadgets. Hear me, See me, Like me..... But you are so correct Ms Darling in your assumptions

My child you are forgiven. I see also that you answered your own question of my rice preferences. The last type is the best kind of rice. .

No worries jp.... I think you get my finesses.

I am my child. Fat?? How dare you...... I am chubby, but not fat. I got chubby by sitting under that tree, just jerking of and eating rice.

NO I CAN’T. ARE THERE ANY RULES AGAINST WRITING IN OTHER LANGUAGES?

Good for you and I am sure you’re doing great I am my own best friend but also my biggest critic.

No worries..... then you’ll get a free prostate massage

Sure.... 1. Write something about whatever you want. 2. Add some pics to your text. 3. Post it on the web. 4. Like your own post..... to be a little more sophisticated.... don’t tell anyone I gave you this tip..... but create a new User and like your own posts. Like when you are about to jerk off and you sit on your hand before you start, until it gets numb. Because jerking of with a numb hand feels like it’s someone else giving you a handjob

Seems to me that he just need a place to upload his pics. iCloud can be expensive when you spent all your money elsewhere When you give yourself likes..... well in my book that is a sign of loneliness.

Thanks for the heads up #trucker76!

Hunting! You are truly a kind person. Humble and respectful. A saviour. That was probably the best answer I have ever read. I wish you Merry Everything and a Happy Allways. //Bud

Hi Gnimmelf! Congrats on your trip. It’s a beutiful island. Regarding your question about Brothels. Yes correct they are bordeller. But since prostitution is legal in Portugal and it’s illigal for a third party to profit from, promote or facilitate the prostitution of another they are hard to find. And I wouldn’t recommend you to ask around for bordellos My ”erfaring” is a couple of years old, but if I remeber correctly you could find adds in the newspaper with phonenumbers to ”houses of pleasure” When you do find them.... the routine is that the madame greets you and she brings out the girls.They introduce themselves one by one. You pick the one of your taste and flavour.... and well. You know...If you find a girl you really like. Don’t be afraid to ask for her number and you can book her directly. The fee varies from 50-100€ depending on how long time you want to be happy. You could also try the stripjoint Casablanca, if they still are open for business. Buy the stripper a drink or a lapdance, PRE. (Private Room Experience) Ask her for her number and you might get it, because some of the strippers doubletime as escorts. Good luck and happy hunting.

Don’t you worry hun. 40 is the new 25

That because the Military played you on your innocence. The couldn’t say that to a 40+ they would be like..... ”Fuck You I have things to do I have a whole list from the wifey, I have to clean the garage, do the lawn, pick up the kids from school.