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Havde egentlig lavet en formiddagsaftale med velanmeldte Barbara i Hvidovre men hun vågnede med forkølelse og aflyste i 12. time og så stod jeg i Hvidovre med flaget hejst og måtte finde et hurtigt alternativ. Valget faldt på ungarnske Mona i Valby. https://escortguide.dk/P/mona-back-in-cph-for-you-34021.html Hurtig til at svare på sms og 20 min efter blev jeg lukket ind i en lejlighed hvor hun tog imod i morgenkåbe. Det er hende på billederne og alderen passer nok nogenlunde. Lejligheden lugtede svagt af røg. Hun deler lejlighed med en anden som muligvis ikke ved hvad hun laver eller i bedste fald stadig sov sidst på formiddagen. Blev ihvertfald bedt om at sænke min stemme 3-4 gange undervejs. Blev vist i et lille og meget spartansk indrettet "bollerum" med en seng og ikke meget andet hvor vi afregnede hvorefter hun afklædte sig og jeg ligeså. Noget uinspireret forestilling uden megen smalltalk allerede her og jeg havde derfor mine bange anelser. Havde købt 30 min med megafransk og uden at gå i detaljer var det en halvkedelig og passiv session hvor Mona i princippet stillede sig på alle fire og ventede på at man gjorde sig færdig og så afsluttede i den anden ende. Alt udover sex er et tillæg (superfransk, megafransk, ekstra omgang = 300 for hver). Ingen øjenkontakt, ingen kys, ingen smil og jeg fik hurtigt indtryk af bare at være en kunde der skulle overstås. Overvejede at betale for et ekstra skud men besluttede efter første omgang at det ikke var pengene værd, tog mit tøj på og forlod stedet med den desværre velkendte "Bliver du aldrig klogere?" følelse. Og tænk at dagen startede med udsigt til en legendarisk time med Barbara. Rimelig nedtur.

Tja, alle starter vel nødvendigvis med 1. indlæg. Det var en fornøjelse idag, og helt på linje med pigens øvrige anmeldelser (så tak til dem der kom før mig og guidede mig til bryggen - bogstavelig talt). Har intet imod at promovere en vare jeg synes er i orden.

I visited Katja this morning for 1 hour and promised her a review in English because she (and I am paraphrasing here) “has been assuming that the reviews on Eroguide were mostly good due to the many smileys but she was curious to know what they said” (suggested Google translate). Since I had a good time I thought I would do her this favor so here goes, Katja – your (and my) first review in Danglish. https://escortguide.dk/P/katja-paa-bryggen-26793.html So, the venue was a bit inaccessible by car due to extensive road and building constructions but otherwise easy to find and with free parking. The place is discreet, upscale and clean. Texted her when I got there, got the final directions and soon after knocked on her door. An attractive girl opened the door. So far so good. The usual exchange of money and willy-cleaning ensued. Soon after that we were on the bed to start the kiss-kiss bang-bang. Without getting into too much detail, the activities included plenty of intense french kissing, blowing (in line with the other reviews: excellent deep OWO, no swallow – could have done this alone for an hour), licking and fingering of her (she came of course which was a good show whether true or not) and fucking in various positions, interspersed with a back-massage and small-talk. Firm body with small tits (B-cup?) and tight, shaven pussy. Got the sense that nothing was off-limits except her a..hole (which I almost entered by mistake when starting the doggy-session and got a polite ahem). After 3 go´s in an hour, I was spent, got dressed, we kissed goodbye and I made my way. As stated in other reviews of her and openly by herself, Katja is not 25 years old as stated in her add but about 10 years older. However, she keeps her body and face well and the pics are a good representation of what you get. Katja in my mind is a sure shot (or multiple shots) GFE and excellent value for money. As bonus info - without disclosing the specifics - the money she earns goes towards a meaningful purpose back in Poland and, in my view, it is always uplifting when choosing this line of work is a well-reflected choice and a means to sustain or improve your life and future outside of this business. As I understood it, Katja plans to return to CPH for approximately 1 wk/month for the foreseeable future and I can only recommend that you guys pay her a visit. She will surely do her best to leave a smile on your face. She did on mine.