Alting skrevet af Pudden
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Pigen ved tanken.
Street walker https://skipthegames.com/articles/about-escorts/escort-terms-escort-sex-definitions-escort-abbreviations
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Stram fisse?
I guess he means that a Danish woman is easier to communicate special requests with. There are some ways for the woman to make her pussy feel tighter during sex, but I have only met one prostitute that practiced it. Most prostitutes are pretty stupid to think that "cheering" on the man ("come now", "hurry up", etc) will help him come faster, when it actually is just a turn-off which makes it harder for him to come. If they were smart, they would learn how to make their pussy either permanently tighter (practice with Ben Wa balls) or temporarily tighter during sex. When a girl does it the right way, it's almost impossible to not come within 10 seconds. You can read more about it here and by googling: https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/4k5cyq/positions_are_there_any_positions_that_can_make_a/ https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/g4528308/sex-positions-for-a-tighter-fit/ https://www.quora.com/What-can-I-do-apart-from-surgery-to-tighten-my-vagina-Ive-had-3-kids-kegels-havent-worked-and-its-really-getting-me-down-I-feel-like-I-will-never-have-sex-again https://badgirlsbible.com/criss-cross-sex-position
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Lina Sexy Babe
I had a 1-hour session with her a few years ago at Helga Larsens Plads. The first round was nothing special, I mean, it wasn't bad at all but at the same time it was nothing memorable. Then for the second round I decided to lick her pussy and, bingo, it turned her on immensely! That second round was 100% total GFE and she kept pulling me close to her and she massaged her clit until she came when I fucked her missionary. She looks a bit like a tough rocker-girl with all her tattoos, but my impression of her was that she was a total sweetie. I would definitely love to visit her again, but nowadays I can no longer finish twice in one hour so a 1-hour session is not worth the money to me and I don't think a 15-minute session without 69 and superfrench for 500 DKK is priceworthy.
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Alya, Marocco model
Pudden skrev et svar til et svar i en tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnMy guess is that it's her, the pricelists in the profiles have a lot of similarities. Also, it's quite common for Romanians to claim they are Italians because they know Romanians have bad reputation. About Alya, I'm sure she's very sexy, but it's quite obvious from her posts in this thread that she has a bitchy attitude and I will for sure not visit her.
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Arabic girl - Dårlig oplevelse
Pudden skrev et svar til MortenT's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnWhy are there only new members (ny bruger) defending her? For sure, I will not visit her. Thank you for the warning MortenT and please report this to the police.
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Hot Larysa - Nej tak
I agree, she had an attractive body (although not as attractive as on the photos) and before we started the session she was nice and sociable.
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Hot Larysa - Nej tak
I visited Larysa by KB-Hallen for 15 minutes for 400 DKK, which included a covered blowjob and sex. It might be her on the photos, but in that case the photos are retouched and old, today she's not as good-looking as on those photos. She's Romanian and she offered typical "Romanian service", that is, no foreplay or touching, she wouldn't take her bra off, the sex was mechanical and boring, and she told me to finished after 8 minutes. I'm seriously thinking about boycotting Romanian women, in 9 out 10 cases it is more satisfying to masturbate than to have sex with a Romanian prostitute. Needless to say, I won't return. https://escortguide.dk/P/hot-larysa-now--40711.html
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Natasa is back amager short time
https://escortguide.dk/P/natasa-back-to-sydhavn-6-days-only--51274.html Does anybody have experience with licking her pussy? Does it make her come or at least make her horny?
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Monica Nørrebro
I agree, I don't think she would give me GFE service if I had chosen one hour instead, but it probably would have been a little less rushed. I don't think her 15-minute rate is all that exceptional, but obviously 700 DKK for one hour is very cheap for Denmark standards. But, it wouldn't surprise me if the one hour rate only includes one shot, so if you come after 20 minutes then it's bye bye, or her boyfriend outside will come for a visit, even though you paid for one hour. I didn't ask and she didn't mention anything about extras..
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Har lige besøgt lisa meget dårlig service
This makes perfect sense. From now on I think we should stop speculating about the girls' nationalities, let's not help the police find targets.
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Monica Nørrebro
I visited Monica on Nørrebrogade about a 10-15 minute walk from the Nørreport station, and she's quite a good-looking and sexy woman. The location is not exactly discreet and I'm pretty sure it's her pimp/bodyguard/criminal boyfriend that sits a few meters outside her door. Since I couldn't find a review of her and this was the first time I visited her (and last, as it turned out), I decided to choose the cheapest option, 15 minutes for 400 DKK, to try her out. Well, it turned out that she's the type of girl who, instead of rewarding you for choosing her, she wants to punish you for only choosing the cheapest option. The service was rushed and mechanical and with 5 minutes to go, she told me time was up. I won't return. https://escortguide.dk/P/monica-new-in-central-incall-700kr-outcall1000kr-51481.html
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Har lige besøgt lisa meget dårlig service
I recently visited this place on Roskildevej, a 10 minute walk from either Ålholm or Langgade train stations. Alice turned out to be too overweight for my taste so I declined. Lisa quoted 500 DKK for 20 minutes with superfrench, whereas the web site states 400 DKK, so I left. Lisa was not as good-looking in real life as in her pictures. I agree that the former Hvidovre/Søborg bolleopgang/bollefabrik are no longer what they used to be, nowadays I usually either leave at the door or have disappointing sessions. Alice: https://escortguide.dk/P/first-time-here-is-sweet-polish-girl-alice-100-real-photos--40024.html Lisa: https://escortguide.dk/P/first-time-here-girl-next-door-polish-lisa-100-real-photos-46094.html
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Inna
Pudden skrev et svar til Major Briggs's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnMy experience with her was bad, she had a bitchy attitude (of course, after the money had swapped hands), the service was rushed, after 9 minutes of action she kept telling me to come and after 12 minutes she told me time was up. She had the most off-putting labia minora I have ever seen, when I was fucking her doggystyle there was a 3-4 cm piece of skin coming out of her pussy dangling on my cock. Needless to say, I won't return.
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Lina - 10 p
She's back, in Herlev this time. https://escortguide.dk/P/sexy-lina-good-service-50104.html
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Kendra på Vestebro - Værste oplevelse!
Pudden skrev et svar til bamsefyren11's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnIs this her? https://escortguide.dk/P/kendra-100-real-1h-800kr-35304.html
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Arabic girl - NO GO
Pudden skrev et svar til Rayban85's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnIs this her? https://escortguide.dk/P/arabic-girl--50083.html
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KELLY mindblowing GFE
How tall is she approximately?
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Jessica Serrano
I have visited her 4-5 times in total over the years, the last time was a couple of months ago. She's a very sweet girl and I think she is a bit overly pleasing. My sessions with her have all been good, but not awesome, and I've never noticed any smell of smoking in her room. I have not been able to get her really horny (no chemisty perhaps?) and that's pretty much the only reason I'm not a regular customer of hers, I tend to prefer the horny type of women that just let themselves go and lose control and enjoy the sex.
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Dejlig Megafransk af Emilly
Pudden skrev et svar til Babamumu's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnI visited her a long time ago when she was staying close to Nordhavn and remember she was fake-moaning very loudly, which was a little annoying. Is she still doing that?
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Flot Milf på Amager
Probably her https://escortguide.dk/P/-samantha-model-in-cph-last-day-30min-cocktail-500--49178.html
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Flot Milf på Amager
Crystal/Suzy/Mercedes/Roxana has been reviewed many times before: https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/66019-crystal-amager https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/94248-crystal-amager https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/65643-crystal-på-amager/ https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/79108-crystal-48-in-amager/ https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/100239-crystal-på-amager-afslappende-stund-med-en-behagelig-kvinde https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/69174-crystal-er-tilbage https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/65664-suzy-love https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/70345-suzycrystalmercedes https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/38194-mercedes https://www.eroguide.dk/forum/topic/21285-roxana-2 Older profiles: https://web.archive.org/web/20190216213941/https://www.escortguide.dk/P/crystal-amager-last-day-offer-20-400-42315.html https://web.archive.org/web/20190306123349/http://www.escort-side.dk/Crystal-Outcall?ad-id=5807 https://web.archive.org/web/20161012045342/https://www.escortguide.dk/P/suzy-love-26993.html https://web.archive.org/web/20150617005300/http://escortguide.dk/P/mercedes-in-town-30min-500-60min-800-90min-1300-15948.html https://web.archive.org/web/20121203022920/http://escortguide.dk/profile.asp?i_ProfileID=15947 https://web.archive.org/web/20121203022923/http://escortguide.dk/profile.asp?i_ProfileID=15948 https://web.archive.org/web/20120510200325/http://escortguide.dk/profile.asp?i_ProfileID=14742
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Valentina milf fuld af løgn
Pudden skrev et svar til Sherlock the 1's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnMy guess is that it's her: https://escortguide.dk/P/sweet-jenny-last-days-in-lyngby-45902.html
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Valentina milf fuld af løgn
Pudden skrev et svar til Sherlock the 1's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnI got lost in (google) translation there, I don't understand the question or maybe it was a joke that google doesn't translate well into English.
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Valentina milf fuld af løgn
Pudden skrev et svar til Sherlock the 1's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnI decided to give her another chance, I was thinking maybe she's read her reviews and has improved. She's staying close to Gentofte Sø and I had no problems making an appointment with her via SMS and when I arrived at the appointed time, she was available for me. She's not exactly the bubbly extrovert type of person and doesn't show a lot of emotions, but you can tell that she's been taught to smile a lot. She has an amazing, tanned body and I'm pretty sure she has breast implants. The act started with her spending at least 2 minutes applying alcogel on my hands and cleaning my better parts with a wet wipe. She was very thorough, but at the same time it felt kind of nice. At that point I was just laying flat on my back doing nothing, but then she grabbed my hand and invited me to touch her butt. She tried to get me hard by doing a very slow handjob and it did absolutely nothing to me so I instead I started giving her lovely breasts oral investigations as she was stroking my cock. Her arousal and stroking made my cock hard and she then gave me a covered blowjob until I asked her to get into missonary position. She applied some lube and off we went. It was good sex and she genuinly enjoyed it and I'm not sure if I made her come, at some point her pussy grabbed hold of my cock, but I didn't notice any spasms in her stomach. We did a few positions and I finished in doggy and it was quite a nice sight to see her sexy tanned body with my cock between those firm legs. During the session her phone occassionally made some noises (receiving SMS?) and I always find it a bit disrespectful when a working lady can't have her mobile phone on silent mode during a session. I will not repeat, she's for sure eye candy but there are other, less good-looking, girls out there that give better experiences for equal or less money (I paid 500 DKK for 15 minutes).
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Dolly Amager
Pudden skrev et svar til DonAmager's tråd i Anmeldelser af piger og klinikker på Sjælland og KøbenhavnIs she really charging 500 DKK for 15 minutes of tantra/body2body massage?