Best place near city centre (sorry for English)

[RMcD 2]

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Looking for a place for an ~hour with happy ending. Used to being able to email and confirm in advance but places I contacted won't talk about erotic services unless in person. Also many places are missing from Google maps 

Would prefer within walking distance of train station. Around ~8-9 Kroner a minute is my preferred price including happy ending. Obviously the better the service the more I could pay. 

Leaving on Monday and would appreciate recommendations 

[Bananas 17686]

500 kr for 60 min including happy ending, and within walking distance from the central station.... Well that's certainly asking for much. You're rummaging at the low end of the price list in cph, only so you know.

[RMcD 2]

If it's cheaper further out then I don't mind the journey. 

Have been travelling a lot recently and expected prices seem to vary enormously between countries. 500 could get you nuru stuff elsewhere. I'm heading to Germany next and it is my impression that they are cheaper than Denmark 

[Arne Diller 1026]

If you are lucky, you can get a so so massage, and a handjob for 500,-

I don´t think the price will change just because of the distance from central station.

This is Denmark. Massage is much more expensive compared with Germany. Better save your money for next week.

Redigeret 15. April, 2017 af Arne Diller

[Klik-Mix 77]

Best solution in the price range you are requesting:   Your right hand, and don't forget olive oil and a big smile 

[Sammy 474]

RMcD skrev, for 27 minutter siden:

If it's cheaper further out then I don't mind the journey. 

Have been travelling a lot recently and expected prices seem to vary enormously between countries. 500 could get you nuru stuff elsewhere. I'm heading to Germany next and it is my impression that they are cheaper than Denmark 

I´m traveling too some times, could you please name some of the cheaper places? Been in London, even normal Thai massage seems to start at 600,- dkr. for an hour. 

[Bananas 17686]

RMcD skrev, 1 time siden:

If it's cheaper further out then I don't mind the journey. 

Have been travelling a lot recently and expected prices seem to vary enormously between countries. 500 could get you nuru stuff elsewhere. I'm heading to Germany next and it is my impression that they are cheaper than Denmark 

Ok, so the walking distance was of no importance, only the 8 kr/min rate?

With that approach to it, I think you should just walk into any massage parlor, and start negotiatiing. After all, it's Easter and they might have a slow weekend. On the other hand, with that approach, you shouldn't count on a very good experience.

[shiny 589]

Generally, you shouldn't expect massage and full package for less than 1200. If you are a recurring guest, it can be less. Massage and a hand job is 700 for a new face. Plenty of places fairly centrally. Green in Nørre Søgade, Wandee in Hauser Plads. Butsaba in Christianshavn. All within walking distance.

[donus 59]

I only Think you are cheap Charlie. Thai girls Call guys who dont want pay the normal rates that....

[RMcD 2]

Thanks for the replies guys. 

Thinking it might be better to wait for Germany as you suggest but there's no harm in nipping my head in and trying my luck. 

Well Sammy I'll stick to Europe in assuming you know that everything is dirt cheap in Asia. Barcelona I got an hour massage €25+€10 happy ending  no haggling, prices up front. 

Rome like London isn't a city known for being cheap, but still got an hour and handjob, topless (touching included) for €55

Similar price in  Malta if I remember right. Maybe cheaper. Kiev was the hour body massage with happy ending for 1000 Grivna (€40). I could go on. 

Guy who said full service for 1200, you'd be cheaper flying out to Athens and hiring a whore for an hour. It was €20 for 15 minutes for full service. Similarly Istanbul was 50 lira for the same with haggling. Thanks for the places I'll check them out 

Perhaps I am a cheap Charlie as you say I've been spoiled by cheaper stuff elsewhere. 

[Bananas 17686]

RMcD skrev, for 15 minutter siden:

Guy who said full service for 1200, you'd be cheaper flying out to Athens and hiring a whore for an hour.

Well, you could also eat a cheaper peace of meat in Argentine (good stuff too), buy cheaper wine in Chile, get a hand-sewn suite in India for nothing, eat a superb curry in Sri Lanka for pennies.

But it's hell of a work to go around the world that way, to get cheap stuff. And searching for cheap shit seldom pays off, is my experience. If you take anything more than the price into account, that is. I mean, you could have gone out in cph, and have had a superb massage and a brilliant handjob for 7-800 by now. Built on lots of first-hand tips from people in Eroguide.  Instead of wasting your time in here. Seriously, we're talking 2-300 kr more than your "preferrable rate". A couple of beers and a coffee-worth saving you've done there. 

And besides, I think you will find that German thai parlors charge about the same, but not delivering the same quality as here. Much harder to find gold there, especially if you don't have first hand information.

 

[RMcD 2]

Well like I said in my original post I would pay more for quality. Also if is longer like two hours or 90 minutes that usually brings the cost down. 

I haven't found any difference in quality by cost independent of country. 

Well yeah obviously flying to another country was an exaggerated joke, be easier driving to Germany I'd bet. None the less you obviously choose to pay 1300 rather than 13000 because everyone cares about prices. 

[Bananas 17686]

Bring the cost down? From 8 kr /min?

Yeah, everyone cares about prices, but I wouldn't care too much about 200 kr if I was in a country where those 200 were demanded to give me a good experience.

And I certainly wouldn't count by the minute. That's a focus that would ruin my experience .... and not only in this business.

[RMcD 2]

Well I value my time but this seems an irrelevant side track. Obviously if I lived in Denmark it'd be different 

Puggaardsgade 11 is an hour 300 and happy ending they say three hundred but offered two hundred quickly. Two ~fifty years olds I would estimate not the best with Asian ages. Doesn't come up on Google maps when you search massage, need to work on marketing. Looking for more 

[Sammy 474]

There are to my knowledge less than a handful of places left in Copenhagen where you can get one hour massage for 300. I had one in Hvidovre yesterday. And there is also one in Amager. Can´t recall anywhere else at this moment. Usually is is a daytime offer.

Most places are 400 or 500. Personally when I see a place charging 500 kr. for a soft oil massage, I´m thinking that this place really don´t want to cater normal massage costumers, but are focusing on selling something else.

Redigeret 17. April, 2017 af Sammy

[Mike 283]

I know that it is too late now, but Mona Lisa massage - 5-10 minute walk from the central station, offers 1 hour soft oil massage for 300,.-

https://escortguide.dk/P/monalisa-thaimassage-15368.html

You can definitely get a happy ending there as well, but the funny thing is that if the massage is 300,- then a HJ is typically 300,- as well. If the massage is 400,- then it is more likely that a HJ will cost you 200,-

The massage at Mona Lisa for 300,- won't do you any good though. It is - as stated - soft oil massage, so you get what you pay for. On numerous occasions when I have visited Mona Lisa it has also become clear that they have a rather elastic definition of how many minutes constitute 1 hour, and it always seem to favor the establishment..

 

[Bebop 9570]

shiny skrev, den 15/4/2017 at 15:40:

Generally, you shouldn't expect massage and full package 

Det spørger han ikke efter.

Sammy skrev, den 17/4/2017 at 09:37:

There are to my knowledge less than a handful of places left in Copenhagen where you can get one hour massage for 300. I had one in Hvidovre yesterday. And there is also one in Amager. Can´t recall anywhere else at this moment. Usually is is a daytime offer.

https://www.escortguide.dk/P/olie-tilbud-1-time-300kr-borups-plads-26-2200-kbh-n-91988166-18697.html

https://www.escortguide.dk/P/offer-thai-new-year-300-oil-massage-or-waxing-for-men-start-300-kr.-30444.html

I can recommend the latter, almost within the required price range.

RMcD skrev, den 16/4/2017 at 14:23:

Doesn't come up on Google maps when you search massage, need to work on marketing. Looking for more 

Most come up here:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1BFyDwa-Qc5oxvy-VkvTuC6nhhKE&hl=en_US&ll=55.57415425654315%2C11.842786986694364&z=8

[Kille76 32]

In Sweden, Malmö you get 30 min massage 300 Swedish krona  + happy ending 300 Swedish krona. But don't ask for the happy ending. Let her ask what you want. Only lay you down naked and most of time you be happy 

[Bebop 9570]

Kille76 skrev, for 18 timer siden:

In Sweden, Malmö you get 30 min massage 300 Swedish krona  

Du skriver i en 6 år gammel tråd, hvor alle oplysninger er helt vildt forældede, og emnet er tilbud på 1 hel time i centrum af København som man kan gå til fra Hovedbanegården. 

Redigeret 4. September, 2023 af Bebop

[shiny 589]

Bebop skrev, den 4.9.2023 at 17:08:

Du skriver i en 6 år gammel tråd, hvor alle oplysninger er helt vildt forældede, og emnet er tilbud på 1 hel time i centrum af København som man kan gå til fra Hovedbanegården. 

Og det er kriminelt at betale for et HJ i Sverige. Uanset om man selv spørger eller hun gør det. Fængsel i 50 dage til et år. Kort straf kan dog ordnes mod betaling, 3500 SEK