Dr X 1458 Skrevet 17. Februar, 2016 Foto af en fræk moden kvinde og lidt visdom om modne kvinder, fundet på Engelsk, har endnu ikke haft tid til at oversætte den, så I får den originale version: Aging Women A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Mvh Dr X Citér indlæg Del dette indlæg Link til indlæg
Arne Jensen 2079 Skrevet 17. Februar, 2016 fafnersbane skrev, den 15-02-2016 at 11:49: I en taleboble kunne der havet stået "se nu godt efter min pige, jeg gør det kun én gang " 1 Citér indlæg Del dette indlæg Link til indlæg
Gæst Skrevet 17. Februar, 2016 Arne Jensen skrev, for 9 minutter siden: I en taleboble kunne der havet stået "se nu godt efter min pige, jeg gør det kun én gang " ......pr halve time.... Citér indlæg Del dette indlæg Link til indlæg
DETH 5572 Skrevet 17. Februar, 2016 dråben skrev, for 3 minutter siden: ......pr halve time.... Det blir satme en laaang aften..... 1 Citér indlæg Del dette indlæg Link til indlæg
