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The perfect Coverup story - help needed

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I need some creative inspiration to the perfect coverup story :o I belive there are some qualified experts here :D

I do sugar dating on a purely private basis a few times a week, sometimes only few times a month. 

When I meet privately, it is in my private everyday home. Although it is very discreet, I still fear the day when neighbors ask me about the man or men who just visited me :eek:


I have worked hard to construct the right answer, the right story if I will be asked but without success. :(

Help me dear experts,, what is a good Coverup story if I someday will be asked? :idea:

I wish you all a good and naughty day. :x

Dark Sugarbabe :ph34r: <3

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@Dark Sugarbabe:

You are studying and naturally need homework help for the Danish language, Latin and mathematics.

In addition, you are a beginner in yoga and need expert help in daily exercises in the five Tibetans.

Wish you a nice day and have fun with the five Tibetans :)

Kind regards

Heliot

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Dark Sugarbabe skrev, for 15 minutter siden:

Help me dear experts,, what is a good Coverup story if I someday will be asked? :idea:

Well that's easy.

You study psychology and do some practice on men from uni :ph34r:

That is why they are so red in the head when they leave the apartment :lol:

Redigeret af Needy

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Heliot skrev, for 3 minutter siden:

You are studying and naturally need homework help for the Danish language, Latin and mathematics.

thanks. I really like that one. :)
Good thing there are so many men of different ages who give homework help <3

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Dark Sugarbabe skrev, for 7 minutter siden:

Ha ha, and bring flowers and wine when they arrive :D

Yes of course, you are sharing your new "knowledge" for free :huh::lol:

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@Dark Sugarbabe

1: "I have a boyfriend for every day of the week"

2: "I have 11 brothers from another mother"

3: "What men?"

4: "Thank you for asking, but I like to keep my personal life, private. Have a good day"

5: "I'm a foster girlfriend, they stay with me untill they're ready to find their forever home"

6: "????.....you can see me?!"

7: " Oh the men? They're a part of Nunja" "Nunja???"  - "Yeah, Nunja your business.."

B)

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Pianistinden skrev, for 5 timer siden:

@Dark Sugarbabe

1: "I have a boyfriend for every day of the week"

2: "I have 11 brothers from another mother"

3: "What men?"

4: "Thank you for asking, but I like to keep my personal life, private. Have a good day"

5: "I'm a foster girlfriend, they stay with me untill they're ready to find their forever home"

6: "????.....you can see me?!"

7: " Oh the men? They're a part of Nunja" "Nunja???"  - "Yeah, Nunja your business.."

B)

You forgot

8: “My mother was a very busy woman, so they are all my fathers”

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And

9: "What would it be if your half sister's different parent is a mother and if your brothers different parent is a father?"

10: "Sis from a different miss. Dunno about the brother tho"

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I visited an a escort for some weeks ago, right beside The apartment where the Girl was Staying, there lived an elderly woman and she asked me what i was doing here, and i remember i Said “ i work for The US government” i actually think she believed me

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I won't give you mine... it's too good to be shared in case it becomes trending. Because then I'll have to find another one. 

But I'll say this much for inspiration: 
Find something like volunteer work that a lot of foreign students are actively doing. Preferably something that also has a sort of social gathering tradition and is worth doing even if you're not paid anything. It could be "save the pigeons" or "plant a tree" or something similar. Doesn't really matter what as long as it's volunteer and something you know just a little bit about.  
Then tell people/neighbours that you are a supervisor in that volunteer organization, or you have an administrative function of sorts (like HR), and other people in the organization come to you to get an introduction to something they're supposed to do/learn and also you do interviews for candidates that might get some "upper" position as unpaid something-somethings. Since non profit organizations often don't have fancy offices and many of them operate from class rooms they book for free on different schools etc. it is actually so close to the truth that it's going to be easy to answer any side questions... especially if you actually ARE active in an organization like that. 
Wear a T-shirt from the organization now and then when you take out the recyclables or go to and from the supermarket. Anytime you often meet the closest neighbours. 

Choose an organization you would be passionate about anyway and that makes sense to you. Nobody will know how many hours in a week you spend on this for real and how many are camouflage. If they ask too many questions, you steer the conversation in a direction where you try to push them to become volunteers too... like "I'm happy you ask. We really need more people to contribute and donate maybe 6 to 10 hours a week for the cause. I am busy right now, but if you really ARE interested, then let's find a day for a recruitment meeting at my place so I can tell you the details. We need all kinds of people with all kinds of skillsets. What can YOU do?" 
People never say yes to that, and will be very motivated not to ask again. When you've done this with 2 or 3 of the nosiest neighbours, word will spread and nobody's gonna ask after this. 
By the time someone asks, they will have already talked about it for quite some time. 

That's my best pitch for you and anyone else reading this. 

Or just tell them you're a professional Heads Up Poker Player and you were banned from playing at the casinos, so now you challenge people for private games and you sometimes dress like a slut to distract them. I did that (in another country) with a nosy neighbour many years ago when she "confronted me" in the laundry room of the building. I just couldn't help myself. She was a really wicked bi... lady! I figured it was bad enough for an explanation, so that the gossiping ladies in the building would be talking about that and not trying to spy any further. And I'd say to some of the trusted clients what the camouflage was and they'd be acting as if they lost and slam the door etc. when they left. "I won fair and square" or something similar, I'd say if I sensed that there was an audience listening behind their doors or in the hallway. 
This was in US, though in a big city. 
I probably wouldn't do that here, tbh. :D 

Good luck! 

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Do you think the neighbours can hear loud sex noises and a squeaking bed? If they do, it would have to be quite an organization you volunteer for. If they notice more than just men coming and going you can say you are studying sexology. There might be certain sounds that are for educational and therapeutical purposes only. If all else fails you can confuse them. Just keep talking until they forget what they asked.

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I would just tell them something far out like “actually I work for KGB but I can’t tell you more or i’ll have to kill you”:lol:.. That worked with a guy I met ages ago.. He laughed and laughed and forgot to ask again.. 

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