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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of

Marriage, they find that they are unable to

communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since

they can't see each other signing, or lips to

lip-read.

After several nights of fumbling around and many

misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution and 'signs' her husband:

"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?

For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with

Me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.

If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze

My right breast two times".

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests

To his wife if she wants to have sex with him, "reach

Over and pull on my penis one time.

If you don't want to have sex, pull on my penis two

Hundred and fifty times".