Hej folkens.

Hvordan forbereder I jer på at blive taget analt? Altså i forhold til at blive ren i numsen.

Jeg plejer selv at tage bruseren, skrue det store bruserhoved af, så det bare er en lille tud, holde den op til numsehullet, mens jeg tæller til 5, mens jeg spuler med en svag til medium stråle vand og så lade vandet komme ud af numsen igen. Det gør jeg indtil det vand der kommer ud er helt rent. Men alligevel kommer der ofte lidt snask senere når jeg bliver bollet. Det vil jeg så vidt muligt gerne undgå :)

Pas på med at rense for meget.

Hvis man får vand op forbi knækket på tarmen, så kommer der skidt ud indtil tyktarmen er tom og det kan tage timer. Der bruges kun, hvis man skal lege med ekstremt legetøj.

Jeg har god erfaring med at bruge microlax og så skylle 2-3 gange og lade det være det.

Et andet godt råd er at få noget fiber i maven i dagene op til. Evt HUSK, BioFiber eller lignende. Det gør bare hele showet en del nemmere - og renere.

Mozart skrev, for 7 timer siden:

How do you prepare for anal sex? In terms of getting your ass clean.

I usually take the shower myself, unscrew the large shower head so it's just a small spout, hold it up to my butthole, count to 5, spray with a weak to medium jet of water, and then let the water come out of my butt again. I do this until the water that comes out is completely clean. But still, there's often a little mess later when I'm fucked. I'd like to avoid that as much as possible :)

What you haven’t discovered yet and what's crucial to know is that there are TWO bumholes with two poop storages that are worth emptying to guarantee you stay empty for a few hours after douching.

The second storage is called the sigmoid colon. I like calling it "upstairs" for simplicity.

What @Refresh mentioned earlier as difficult to clean applies to the third storage.

I've never been a fan of shallow douching, because big action would bang on your second bumhole which can stimulate the sigmoid to send the next poop to the rectum. It's more of an emergency method for a quick fuck when you wouldn't be around for the next delivery anyway 😄😄

I remember an iconic poop like this a decade ago that came at the perfect time right after wrapping up the scene with my 20cm lover, almost like my body was my wingman for the date 👌🏻😆👌🏻

If you're only taking a small cock or toy or too nervous about bothering the sigmoid, then consider getting a small douche bulb, because the hose method is difficult to do shallow douching with.

I'm really glad I worked up the courage after a long time to graduate to the hose, because I used to do awfully long deep douches with a long bulb, fearing I would go past the sigmoid into the forbidden third storage, but it only happened once, when I was obviously daydreaming.

Your intuition will ease you into a good routine once you understand the mystery of the second asshole. The part where most people mess it up is leaving water upstairs.

Probably the best piece of advice I can give is to help pull the second bumhole to the side to help out the poopy water from upstairs, to avoid unnecessary straining that could harm you. Handling your poop is the price of efficiency and health.

Forget about colour. "Clean" water will fool you. Most often a very faint smell on your hand is the only lead telling you that you're not finished yet, so tolerating this investigation is the key to prevent accidents with your partner.

Bonus tip is to leave a whole 30 minutes for the procedure even if you're ready in 15 or 20, because a triple check during shower is still a convenient place to find surprise upstairs versus when you're dressed at the door ready to leave.

If you use too strong water pressure too often, you can end up with piles. Never ignore this, because it will get worse. You need to take a break from both bottoming AND douching. Wipe gently, poop gently, eat more fiber, drink more, and it will go away on its own.

Some healed piles can leave behind skintags which are harmless, but bothersome for daily life or rimming. Quick surgery can remove them if you're willing to follow the healing procedure.